Jun 23 2008
A-Z Meme
Rosemerry from Puttin’ Words on Paper tagged with me a meme.
A-Attached or Single? Single. The most frustrating thing about being single is that everyone always asks why I’m single. My parents always ask when I’m getting married. It seems that only fat, ugly women are allowed to be single. Because there is a “good” reason - men aren’t interested. Not!
B-Best Friend? My two sisters. Bobbi and Tata.
C-Cake or Pie? Cake. I prefer Betty Crocker out of the box cake.
D-Day of Choice? I like Friday afternoons.
E-Essential Items? computer, canvas, paint brush, pen and paper, ipod, guitar
F-Favorite Color? Blue is my favorite. I also love white, but can’t wear it because I don’t own a bra and my nips show. Was that TMI?
G-Gummy Bears or Worms? Do I have to choose? Those candies are flavorless. Okay, bears.
H-Hometown? Still live here so mums the words.
I-Indulgence? One of the great things about being single is that indulgence is part of my every day life. I indulge in everything - but my fav is silence.
J-January or July? January. Definately.
K-Kids? Nope. I don’t plan on having any. I’m not a fan of kids and the responsibility that comes along with it.
L-Life isn’t complete without…money. Yeah, I said it. Relationships be damned.
M-Marriage Date? Et tu, meme? Trying to make a dig because I’m single? Im single by choice? Okay? Sheesh.
N-Number of Siblings? Technically four. Three I know and grew up with.
O-Oranges or Apples? Oranges because they are juicy.
P-Phobias or Fears? Living in a nursing home disabled. Sorry, Diane. Through your blog I learn every day, but it’s still a fear of mine.
Q-Quote? “My mother wanted me to be a doctor. Instead I became Picasso.”
R-Reason to Smile? I don’t know the answer for this one.
S-Superman or Wonder Woman? Wonder Woman. I own her comics books, books, key chain, lunch box, t shirt, all the videos.
T-Tag 5 people. Aaron Crocco, Wendy from Writes in the City, Writings and Ramblings (I found out recently that he isn’t grey haired. Now I want to know more), The Zen of South Park (Jay interviews ex-cult members)
V-Vegetables? Broc.
W-Worst Habit? I curse like a mother fucker.
X-Ray or Ultrasound? I have no idea what this question is asking.
Y-Your Favorite Food? Bread. The white kind.
Z-Zodiac Sign? Sorry can’t give the info away. Except for my family, no one knows my birthday. I just tell people that my birthday is in June and they can celebrate it any day they wish. It’s really fantastic, because most every day in June I receive calls, emails, presents from people. Try it. It’s fun.
I will try to do a similar post. Fun stuff is always a nice break from my more serious posts.
Steve
Mine is up!
Yep. The same with the Single stuff. I’ve been asked:
Why are you single?
Are you gay?
Is there something wrong with you? There must be.
Don’t like men, huh?
Are you gay?
Working to hard, huh?
Are you gay?
The man you’re seeking doesn’t make enough money, huh?
Are you gay?
LOL
Are you gay?
I can’t stop laughing because that’s so true.
That’s the only explanation people can come up with.
Before I met Dennis and became engaged people asked me why I was single. They would say, “Why are you single? You’re so pretty.” I would just tell them guys can’t handle my weird personality.
You can ask them, why are you (married, dating)?
Lyra (I love your name),
The “you are so pretty” comment always jars me. I know people mean it as a compliment, but I’m always offended by it.
I feel that married people are cult members - they try to recruit the innocent.
Oh, I tease the married people
So, Caroline, are you gay? That was funny.
The meme itself, far too much to answer. God bless you, Auria, for your willing (and informative, Nips) participation.
Interesting and creative meme. FWIW not all married people are cult members trying to recruit the innocent. Marriage is an institution and you know what they say about institutions–you have to be committed to get in.