Mar 13 2008
Thursday Thirteen: UrbanDictionary.com
These don’t use these words at home. That is unless you are super cool. The following list is for educational purposes only.
- Cruncked: to be insanly drunk and/or high
I’m fuckin’ CRUNCKED yo! - D Money: one whos got the bills , one who lights up every day, one who pays for munchies, on who manages due to his/her financial status.
Yo D-Money, light up!!! - E’s a nice man… GIVVIM CAYKE: A sentence used to express approval of a particular person, most commonly a man. The sentence originated from the practice of the giving of cake as a reward for good service, traditionally in reference to a waiter in a restaurant. The sentence emerged as an EXACT, unexaggerated, direct quotation, and soon developed into essential urban lingo as it hit the proverbial ’streetz’.
‘That man was soooo cool! I really liked him.’
‘So what you’re trying to say is…’
‘E’s a nice man… GIVVIM CAYKE!’ - K-4: Thanks for nothing! K-4 is shorthand for the Thai phrase “kawp koon kee krahp” (man speaking) or “kawp koon kee kah” (female speaking). Both phrases literally mean “thank you for shit”.
K-4, man! I told you to get her some nice flowers for her birthday and what happened? You wasted time with your BS and waited till the florist closed! - k quick: to go madd fast…
You: “Yo Dem Cops Be Comming For You N”
Them: “Yo Im About To Get Movin’ K Quick!” - L Gaggin’: Have a roommate who likes to tell people they’re L Gaggin’ when they’re taking to long to to something. Comes from the American “LollyGagging”.
Hey man get over here, its your hit. Why you L Gaggin’ - m bizzle: Mercedes Benz
I work for M-Bizzle - n’fanigan: A partial boner. not completely limp but not completely erect.
Just lookin at that chick gave a n’fanigan but her in a bikini made it a boner - O LAWD: Kinda like saying “Oh lord”. Obviously, “Oh” = “o”, and “Lord” = “LAWD”. Saying LAWD instead of LORD is like saying LAWL instead of LOL.
O LAWD! WHAT AM I GONA DO NOW? - P dog: When you mix crack and weed in a joint. Similar to Sherm but way more thug.
Lets roll up a P dog after class and fuck up the teachers car. - S’coopy: A Mexican homeowner (who has been handed the property by his parents) who cruises the parking lot at Home Depot or Lowe’s, searching for a white Anglo-Saxon to hang dry wall during a refurbishment.
Yo, Lupe, don’t bother with that S’coopy. He’s waiting for Chad to finish the job. - t cut: A polishing liquid for removing scratches out of car paintwork
Some cunt scratched my car, but its ok cuz it t cutted out - u get smoked: when you kill someone
mess with me and you get smoked
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This is seriously the funniest thing I’ve seen on blogs in a while. Thanks for posting, I SO needed this laugh!
I’m so out of touch. I’m going to use some of these terms with my teenage nephews. LOL!
Rain, did you read the disclaimer? Please don’t use these words at home. We’re too old!
How cute that LollyGagging has mutated into L’ Gagging. It’s so quaint. Happy TT.
I used to have the urban dictionary bookmarked! My favorite line with a word is: “That beaatch is a “douche”, yo. Tell her to step or catch five quick ones!” Five quick ones is not defined on it yet. I also checked if some words I still use (tripindicular and freakazoid) are there and they are . I originally discovered UD when I noticed everyone using “owned” and was familiar with “poned” and they mean the same! I love languages and words and the evolution of speech.
P.S. Are you Ln?
Split that down way way DD, mama fowtee.
Auria: Do not use this around older women.
Rain: Do not repeat this.
Perfectly ok to teach to a parakeet though.
LOL! mums the word.
Rain, it’s a good thing you are taking my advice.
Erika, my initials are LM. I receive many emails from people trying to guess my identity. Good try, though.
My last name won’t be a secret forever.
I think i can use K-4. Loved your list
If this is part of lifelong learning, I’m in. He is hysterical.